Well At Least It Wasn’t Ramsay!
We have some freshly prepared oysters!!!! I don’t know if this is going to make the 500 or so people who fell ill at the Fat Duck restaurant feel any better but they have found the cause of the food poisoning, human sewage. See I told you it wouldn’t make you feel any better but at least the fingers can stop being pointed at Gordon Ramsay and all the other jealous rivals. After a long and exhaustive investigation the culprit is a dodgy batch of oysters that were contaminated with human sewage
Tags: Culprit, Fingers, Gordon Ramsay, Human Sewage, Jealous Rivals, Oysters