From the Heart… of England: A Very British Letter of Apology
Before I can begin my journey in helping you to discover, understand and embrace true Englishness, I felt I should apologise for some of the things that we are, frankly, rubbish at. I don’t mean baseball, although I am sure you will assume that anyway. I mean the things that may shock you when you visit Blighty for not being as you expected. Lack of smiling – It’s not that we’re not happy campers, it’s just we’re embarrassed about our imperfect dentistry. Whilst one might imagine that ch